Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on...this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns...he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns...he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian...he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian...he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual...he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual...he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out...he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders...who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host...he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like...be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer...he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer...wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care...he goes about shopping for it, or...may choose a job that provides it!
A Democrat...demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this...he'll forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it...because he's "offended".